Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner at Tiffany's: Epic Brownie Time

Listen up bitches, I am about to give you the best exam studying break ever. So slam that lap top shut, tell the library to fuck off and head to the kitchen, because we are about to make some brownies. Get excited.

We are making somewhat of my own creation, I got the idea from here but disagree with a lot of the recipe. Fuck ice cream fudge topping, we are putting nutella in this bitch. And that recipe did not add enough ice cream, all wrong.

Your ingredients:

First, make yo batter. And make sure you get the low-fat brownie mix, cause you know, that's what we are really going for here, making something that is non-fattening...

Next add some ice cream. Pretty much just keep adding it until it tastes cookies and cream enough. Then add nutella. More nutella. More nutella. Use the whole jar.

Here comes the fun part: the cookies. You will need at least two whole rows of oreos, and put them in a ziploc bag. Then get your favourite smashing device, think about how much you want to slap your profs right now and destroy them (the cookies, not the prof).

While you are doing this, your exam crazed roommates may have wandered into the kitchen to see what the fuck you are doing. It is your duty as a roommate to hand them two spoons and let them enjoy that tub of ice cream as they give their bleeding eyes a break from consecutively staring at notes for 5 hours.

Right, back to baking, for this part you are going to need some serious skills. Pour half of the batter in a greased rectangle baking pan. Layer with cookies and then cover with the rest of the batter. This batter is only intended for square baking pans, but seeing how much we have improved it, you can definitely use a rectangle one if you ration the batter.

Fuck yeah. Pop that shit in the oven and bake. Bask in the delicious aroma wafting from your oven as you lick clean everything just used in the process. Seriously, I even licked the ziploc bag.

Cut these babies up and get ready to enjoy.